These days, a pet can’t be too pampered, can it? They can get Christmas and birthday presents, homemade cakes, organic treats and even a closet for their clothes. And if you’re the kind of pet owner who does all of this, you’re probably teased a little, but no one thinks much of it.
Well, this kind of devotion to your pet is a slippery slope, and if you’re not careful, you may find yourself buying these weird pet products.
A Goldfish Walker
Why should people with portable pets have all the fun? With this wacky invention, you can experience the joy of taking your pet for a stroll, even if it is just a goldfish. In fairness, this was invented by metal worker Mick Madden, who lives in Huddersfield. It’s not actually a product you can buy, though he would probably make you one if you commissioned it.
The Purr Detector
Cats are so subtle, aren’t they? It’s not like they make a noise that causes their whole body to vibrate when they are relaxed and happy. That is why every cat owner needs this collar – so they can finally tell when their cat is purring.
The Puppoose Sling Carrier
Remember the days when internationally famous socialites and those who copied them kept their tiny dogs in gigantic handbags? That was so cruel. This sling for your lapdog is much better. Plus, it clearly goes with all your sexy outfits, so you can even take your dog on a night out.
Petattoos
These temporary pet tattoos are essentially just a stencil and some paint, but they are the perfect product if you think your pet needs a slogan written on its back.
Puppy Tweet
If you thought tweeting was just for people and celebrity pets (including Cee Lo Green’s cat and Andy Murray’s dog), then you clearly haven’t heard about Puppy Tweet. Simply put the Puppy Tweet device on your dog’s collar, and it will sense what your dog is doing. It will then tweet that using one of 500 preset tweets, so everyone can know what your dog is up to and when.
Fauna Sauna
Do you ever wish your pet had a more luxurious lifestyle than you could dream of for yourself? Then you should get a sauna for your dog or cat.
Rear Gear Butt Cover
No one likes looking at an animal’s butt, but isn’t weirder to have a cartoon cupcake or flower there?
We all love our pets and we all want them to have good lives, but these products show that it is possible to go way overboard. But what is the weirdest thing you’ve bought for your pet?
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